What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an
elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
CarlBercleahvo
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a
diet and
it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh
dear, that's a lot of calories !
ThornlySewallTZ
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here...
What
do you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken finger!
WokaihwokomasAdamkoeN
Married life
is very frustrating. In the
first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens. In
the second year, the woman speaks and
the
man listens. In the
third year, they both speak and the neighbors
listen.
RaynardWaldoncM
I've just discovered a method for making wool out
of
milk!
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little
sheepish?
KirwynDiolmhainNo
How can you recognize a Gnome
Pig?
They're the ones with the little red hats.
HennessyFlemmingmO
Why was Cinderella able to surf the
web?
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
DannieRamoneZe
How can you tell if a monster has a
glass
eye?
When it comes out in conversation.
JakomeSiawneR
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an
Internet cafe and the
dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out
my web site!" The hound
asked
for the address and the dalmation
responded,
"www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
FillmoreEsequielGG
His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I
bet she marked them "second class male !"
CaraidlandJustainzz